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damazcuz:

damazcuz:

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

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To be honest yeah

suredisaster-deactivated2024022:

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Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

worlds-smallest-epsilon:

nick-nonya:

momusu-saval-deactivated2024010:

What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍

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chernobog13:

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The Guinness Book of World Records’ certification ceremony for the world’s largest pizza was suddenly, and very rudely, interrupted.

pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:

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Achievement Unlocked:

Not Quite What I’d Hoped

Get your meat sucked

teathattast:

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hazelek:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

vigilantsycamore:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; “ježek” and “ježíšek” respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it’s the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

my dad pointing to a hedgehog: “ježíšek!!!”

my mom, absolutely fucking going along with it: “little ježíšek !!! beautiful ježíšek!!! who else is worthy of our praise??”

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I’m a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

Same in Poland


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nap-hime:

toodotnil:

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please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I’m defrosting

Oh defrosting meat, we’re really in it now

biglawbear:

dykecostanza:

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LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY

despazito:

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owldude:

(Source: twitter.com)

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