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suredisaster-deactivated2024022:
Every time i think about this tweet i start crying
momusu-saval-deactivated2024010:
What if you put toothpaste on your dick and I used it as a toothbrush😍
The Guinness Book of World Records’ certification ceremony for the world’s largest pizza was suddenly, and very rudely, interrupted.
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Get your meat sucked
so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; “ježek” and “ježíšek” respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it’s the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.
my dad pointing to a hedgehog: “ježíšek!!!”
my mom, absolutely fucking going along with it: “little ježíšek !!! beautiful ježíšek!!! who else is worthy of our praise??”
I’m a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke
Same in Poland
LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY